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FEATURED IRL ENDER PORTER
Fed up with the daily communte? Suffering from joint pains? Worry no more for we have got your back! Introducing the patent pending IRL Ender Porter from Laser Products Inc!
Simply place one unit floating in your toilet at home. Ensure that the toilet lid is placed in the upward (open) position. At the end of your work day, phone or message somebody from your household (parent/girlfriend/pet cat) and request that they pull down the toilet seat lid and flush. This action will take you instantly back home avoiding the grind of a daily communte!
Product Specifications:
- Ergonomic Spherical Design
- Flexible Dynamic Waypoints
- Boosted Despawn Timer
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Dimensions: 15cm height, 15cm depth, 15cm width
Package contents x2 IRL Ender Porters
| User: myAlpacaIsCute |  |
Review: Instructions in a different language, did not feel safe using product so returned unopened. To their credit, I received a full refund.
| User: creeperGot2creep |  |
Review: Product worked as advertised however, my flat mate had previously used the toilet and forgot to flush. The instant teleport home was negated by the time it took to launder my work shoes. I suppose you get what you pay for so cant really complain.
| User: Super_User_Bob | |
Review: Saved hours off my work day, will deffo purchase again!
**Requires 2 people to operate. Refunds not given on opened units. Laser Products Incorporated (LPI) take no responsibility from damage caused by use of product. LPI will not be held liable for suffocation damage, injury or death caused by this product. Usage of this product remains the sole liability of the end customer. By using this product you acknowledge LPI is free of any legal or ethical responsibilities that may arise from the usage of this product.
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